who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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