Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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