Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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