just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize