ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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