I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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