The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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