i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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