Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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