how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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