how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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