For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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