That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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