My nipple is on Facebook.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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