We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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