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I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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