We're like a lot better than the average bears
North Korea, Best Korea!
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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