Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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