i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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