Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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