I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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