I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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