New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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