The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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