we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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