Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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