Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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