with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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