Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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