Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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