why didn't you poke me back
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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