At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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