Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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