we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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