My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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