Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
