Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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