How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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