what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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