There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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