i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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