The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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