and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
