Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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