Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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