there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
