party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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