You work out of a Hotel?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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