Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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