Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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