Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
so much tequila, so little girl.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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