he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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