hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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