Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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