Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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